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Bots Don't Climb

$138

Hoodie · Unisex

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Unisex fit, for women and men. Sizes on this garment: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Choose your size below.

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Bots Don't Climb

The approved pencil study of two climber's hands over BOTS DON'T CLIMB and FIRST ASCENT: HUMAN, on a Comfort Colors 1567 garment-dyed hoodie in Pepper, the same washed charcoal as the tee. Printed to order in San Jose, California. Unisex fit for women and men. Printify render shown; the physical garment and print have not been sample-tested.

Origin
Imported (printed to order in San Jose, California)
Fiber
80% cotton, 20% polyester
Size: S
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Within 7 to 14 business days
Shipping
$5.99 flat, on us from $75
Returns
14 days from delivery, full refund
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The Story

Look at a climber's hands and you can read the season. Tape on the ring finger where a pulley complained. Calluses filed flat on Sunday night. A split tip that never quite closes before the next session.

A machine can solve a route on paper. It cannot feel a sloper go greasy in August, take the fall, and come back next Saturday anyway.

So here are two hands, held open, palms up. Hard hands in a soft moment. Under them, the plain fact, in letters that look chalked and rubbed back.

The hands were drawn with a machine's help. We think that is fair: drawing is not climbing.

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